- Friend: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans
- Another friend: My boyfriend looks best in shorts
- Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080p HD on YouTube
June 2013
my favourite sex position is 9
that’s me
curled up in my bed
alone
crying
- everyone: are you okay
- everyone: you look tired
- everyone: you look upset
- everyone: you look confused
- everyone: are you mad at me
- everyone: what happened to you
- everyone: are you sick
- me: IT'S MY FACE
yes my thighs touch and so do the rest of my legs and also my feet in fact my whole bottom half is in one piece i am a mermaid
I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
you mean beyonce
Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door