Magenta
Friend: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans
Another friend: My boyfriend looks best in shorts
Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080p HD on YouTube

internetexplorers:

my favourite sex position is 9

that’s me

curled up in my bed

alone

crying

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everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what happened to you
everyone: are you sick
me: IT'S MY FACE

zooeyclairedeschanel:

yes my thighs touch and so do the rest of my legs and also my feet in fact my whole bottom half is in one piece i am a mermaid

basedgodniall:

I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT

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uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

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do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

wild-and-freaky:

do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn

you mean beyonce

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